The Do's and Don'ts of a Pool Party

There's nothing like stripping down to your bathing suit, and jumping into the pool. We've all done it at least once in our lives. Some of us are better at it than others. Pool parties can be loads of fun, but only if you have the right attire. You want to be fashionable, without looking like you're trying too hard. Here are some do's and don'ts of pool parties, and don't be caught without a bathing suit, please.

Do: Wear Sunscreen


Mr. Sun is unforgiving on the skin, so help combat his attacks with sunscreen. HIYAH!!! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to find out that too much sun equals burns. The last thing you want is to be standing by the pool with a huge sunburn on your face. Do I have to tell you this is unattractive? You can carry sunscreen in your car, purse, or in your pocket. Well, maybe not in your pocket. We don't want any accidents to happen now do we?


Don't: Wear Jeans


I'm sure you know someone who broke this golden rule. They show up to your pool party in $300 designer jeans, and a midget ironing them as we speak. They swear up and down they don't want any attention, yeah right. Don't be one of these people, I've seen it plenty of times in my life. Wearing jeans to a pool party is fashion suicide. May you rest in peace with your b*tch ass. Moving right along.


Do: Know How to Swim


We've all seen that one person that can't swim, but shows up to every pool party. Then someone throws them into a pool, and they fight for dear life. Somebody help!!! If you can't swim stay away from the water. When I say away, I mean far, far away. Everybody is drunk and looking at you take your last breath in a pool is quite amusing, not. Getting swimming lessons before you go to the pool party would be ideal. Don't wait to be thrown into the pool, you need to do the throwing. Bombs away!!!


Don't: Park Your Yacht in the Pool


I'm sure all of us have this problem now don't we? You show up to the party asking where can you park your 65 foot yacht. Oh, I'm not the only one who's tried this before. It must be someone else out there right? The look on the partygoers faces when you're literally blocking the sun, it's how do you say...magical. I've taught you the do's and don'ts of a pool party. Now go out there and get a felony. Oops, I mean have some fun.