Saturday, April 11, 2015

The Do's and Don'ts of a Pool Party

There's nothing like stripping down to your bathing suit, and jumping into the pool. We've all done it at least once in our lives. Some of us are better at it than others. Pool parties can be loads of fun, but only if you have the right attire. You want to be fashionable, without looking like you're trying too hard. Here are some do's and don'ts of pool parties, and don't be caught without a bathing suit, please.
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Saturday, February 1, 2014

No Internet Holiday

I've been thinking about the Internet, and how it effects everyone's lives. I work online most of the time, and I wanted to know, what if we shut down the Internet for one day. All the Facebook posts and tweets would we really miss them? 

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Thursday, November 21, 2013

Poetry About Ps4

I've waited years just to play the PS4
Stood outside in line all day
No shower, little food, cold hands
While I sit and watch the news
People going crazy all around
Counting down the minutes
Until PS4 was a reality
It was my reality
I dashed inside
To get what was mine
Watched the cashier ring it up
He said, " that' ll be 500 bucks."
I reached inside my pockets
Digging for my wallet
My eyes were wide
I realized that I was in the zone
When my friend yelled,
"Dude, you left your wallet at home!"

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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Poetry: Good Morning

It's morning time and we lie in bed
I can't help, but to shed a tear
Because she looks so beautiful

Her hair swept to the side
With the greenest eyes
I'm so in love, it's sickening
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Saturday, April 13, 2013

Poetry: Senryu about Kitchen Sink

I left the water
Running, and I came home to
My own indoor pool

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Poetry: Senryu about a Hula Hoop

It's a shame that fat
People can't hula hoop for
Obvious reasons

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Poetry: Senryu About Hate

If people hate you
No worries, they will die in
A couple of years

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Poetry: Senryu about miniskirts

The miniskirt is
Held together by fabric
Clinging to dear life

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Poetry: Senryu about Surprise

Buying condoms at
The store and finding out they
Already were used

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Friday, March 15, 2013

Five Ways to Know You're Going Bald

Losing your hair can be devastating to your confidence. A full head of hair suggests to women that you're still young and healthy. It doesn't matter if it's hereditary baldness, poor diet or a deadly illness, it all sucks. There are a couple of tell-tale signs to let you know if you're going to be a baldy. Check out this list I made, and ask yourself do you fit into any of these categories.

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Friday, February 22, 2013

How to Land Your Next Job Interview

The job world is a competitive one, and there are many things you can do to get that high paying job. I'm no stranger to work, and I've had almost 20 different jobs in my life, so please believe me when I tell you, I'm an expert. A job interview can be a stressful situation, but if you keep your cool you should be fine. I've studied this for quite some time now, and I've compiled a list of things to do at a job interview.

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