Sunday, December 11, 2011

Wonky Medical Advice: Cold Sores

The most embarrassing of all ailments is the disgusting cold sore. People hate the cold sore because it is almost impossible to hide. Women try to hide it with make-up, and men do nothing about it at all. There are cures to rid you of the horrific cold sore, bear in mind these are just suggestions, and I do not take any responsibility if something goes wrong. 

With that said, let us look at some cures for the common cold sore. Ladies instead of using lipstick to cover that cold sore, try some peanut butter. Peanut butter is rich in protein and wearing it will definitely cover-up that unsightly cold sore. You can apply a little or a lot, however much you need to feel sexy.

Guys, there are cures for you as well, next time you get a cold sore put a Band-Aid over it, and tell a story about how you got into a bar fight. This will impress everyone that you are still alive, no one will notice you have a cold sore. 

If you do not want anyone to notice your cold sore, pretend you are texting someone on your cellphone. Make sure you hold the phone close to your mouth. If someone asks you why you are doing that, just tell him or her you are checking your messages.

These are just some tactics to cure the cold sore, but there countless others. I hope this helps you in finding a cure for your cold sore. Just remember, it is not medical advice unless it is wonky.

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