Poetry: Senryu about Kitchen Sink

I left the water
Running, and I came home to
My own indoor pool

Poetry: Senryu about a Hula Hoop

It's a shame that fat
People can't hula hoop for
Obvious reasons

Poetry: Senryu about Cement

Young women that are
Using wet cement as a
Means of birth control

Poetry: Senryu about Love

Funny thing about
Love it is blind, def, dumb, but
It still has found me

Poetry: Senryu about yellow roses

The yellow rose was
Jealous of the red rose cause
It was much hotter

Poetry: Senryu About Hate

If people hate you
No worries, they will die in
A couple of years

Poetry: Senryu about miniskirts

The miniskirt is
Held together by fabric
Clinging to dear life

Poetry: Senryu about Surprise

Buying condoms at
The store and finding out they
Already were used